On Saturday, August 21, 1982, my future bride and I headed to Forest Hills, Queens for the Talking Heads concert, which tour later became the “Stop Making Sense” live album, movie and, later, video/DVD. Our seats were up top to the right of the stage. As we sat there between acts, I found myself having to urinate; the bathrooms were not conveniently located as this was an old structure used for tennis tournaments, once home to the U.S. Tennis Open, and not for hard drinking concert goers. I watched a parade of guys walk up the steep aisle to the upper right corner seemingly somewhat discreetly relieving themselves over the side. As I did not want to miss the beginning of the Talking Heads set, and the stadium being packed, I decided that this might be the best course of action under the circumstances. I made my way to the upper corner where my predecessors had just relieved themselves seemingly uninterrupted, and proceeded to pee over the side onto the leaves of a tree down below. It was a pretty lengthy stream, and I was feeling quite successful while zipping up, when I turned, looked down the steep aisle, and saw a security guard walking up the stairs with a freshly combed, completely wet, head of hair. I immediately sensed that this was not good and realized that apparently he had been standing beneath the tree as I urinated on the leaves below me; he was not happy. I was escorted down the stairs and, despite my apologies as this circumstance was certainly not an intended outcome, I was helped off the property and out of the outdoor venue. My then girlfriend had no idea that any of this had transpired during the intermission, so she was still at our seats waiting, completely unaware that I was now standing outside the stadium as the Talking Heads were about to perform. August, 1982 was long before cell phone technology was common place, and security had no interest in helping me contact her to tell her that I had been effectively tossed. I scrambled while outside and attempted to tell my tale of woe to any employee who would listen and amazingly somehow found someone who would allow me back into the venue. I made my way back to the seats, sat down next to my girl just as the lights went out and the Talking Heads hit the stage. On the drive back to her Elmhurst apartment while on Queens Boulevard, my bride and I had an energetic discussion about the evening’s events, and at some point a stuffed animal found its way out of the driver window landing on the roadway and into the night.
Forest Hills Stadium has since been renovated, updated and is a phenomenal place to see a concert with Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, The Who, Robert Plant and Mumford &Sons being just a few of the acts that have performed in Queens the past few years.
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GQ